Ratchet File #6 - Too Much PDA

Best video I've ever watched thus far.

I'm talking about PDA (Public Displays of Affection), only cool if you're holding hands, resting your head on your lover's shoulder, or giving each other a quick peck on the lips or cheek.  Nobody wants to see you exchanging one another's saliva in front of everybody or propping your legs on those of your lover (if you're a girl, that is)!  There's a flea bag motel around the corner if you wanna make out!!!

One of my biggest gripes about PDA is if I'm on a bus or train with my man and we spot another couple (usually one who hasn't graduated high school yet) eating at each other's tongues for dessert.  Yeah I know it's that whole "first love" thing or whatever, their hormones are raging, and they are so much into each other that they want to show everybody that they're really in love...only to break up two weeks later (and yes, I was guilty of that back in the day).

Another humorous moment was when I caught some goth couple groping each other and swapping spit in front of a Walmart in Long Beach.  I told them, "Get a hotel room!"  The girl's response:  "You buyin'?"  Note:  Do not try this with all couples.  This could lead to being in ICU at a hospital.

But seriously, don't make out in front of everybody whether you're on the bus, train, or wherever else you little horny asses choose to suck face and fondle each other explicitly.  This is not El Camino College* (one of the worst places to study in Los Angeles County).

*A little information about ECC:  This school is known for having low-key spots for couples to make out and fuck each other loco.  Going by memory, the most common locations I can think of are:

The Girls' bathroom at the Student Activities Center
Piano Room 112 (no pun intended) in the Music Building
Bathrooms at the Boys' Basketball Gym (Lysol required at all times in every location)

Now can I get a witness!  You got a tale of some nasty ass PDA?  Then deposit your story in the Safety Comments Box.