Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Ratchet File #2 - The Dreaded Half-Assed Mohawk

Welcome to another installment of The Ratchet Files. Today, I will be discussing...

tacky hair

Why the fuck are these young-minded girls getting these half-assed mohawks?!  Shit ain't cute.

Not to mention, they go and get a weave added to said half-assed mohawk.

It wasn't as bad when one person rocked this style, but soon as the rest of these ratchetlings jump on the bandwagon...every 'hood became another amusement park:  Ratchet Land.  You got girls walking around the neighborhood looking like they intentionally wanted to get zeeked.

My thing is, if girls are going to cut their hair, they should at least get it to where it can actually be styled or just not cut it at all.  I'm sorry, but if you're going to walk around the block or go anywhere looking like a half-Sinead O'Connor with a tan, then please stay in the house.

That is all.

Let the comments commence!

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