Ratchet File #8 - Kim K and her Kult Followers

Last month, I blogged about a famous Hollywood skeezer who goes by the name of Kim Kardashian (that name alone makes me want to puke) and her rise to fame from a damn sex tape.

Yeah, this ho

What boggles my mind is that there are people who look up to this ratchet and go through all ends of the earth to defend her.  Yeah, she did a few photo shoots, endorsed some shitty products, starred in a couple shows and a movie here and there, put a song out (which caused my IQ to drop significantly), and has a tawdry clothing line that I wouldn't give to my neighbor's pit bulls (they're dogs and they have more dignity than a Kardashian).  However, that does not mean she is a model, actress, or businesswoman.  She just slaps her name on some shit she can make a dollar from (even her abnormally large ass and supposedly pregnant belly), and her fans support her 100%.  Then when you try to present her stans with the truth, they want to cuss you out and use their most classic argument against you, "Your jst a jelous hater coz shes rich n famouse nd your not.  LEAVE HER ALONE!!!"  But I have something to tell all you Kardashian stans:  That argument is not going to work.

Firstly, nobody's jealous of some slut who sucked off Ray J, let him eat her cooch, and also let him enter through the back door and requests that he skeets on her face.  Not to mention just about every rich black man in the entertainment industry walked into her 7-Eleven and paid for a Kardashian-flavored Slurpee (I do not even want to know what that tastes like [ugh]).

Secondly, why do you Retardashians go through lengths to defend this skank?!  Allow me to put it bluntly in my native dialect: Stop defending this ho.  Bitch don't give a shit about you and your life.  She ain't paying for your bills, she ain't paying for your food or rent, and she damn sure ain't paying for your car note to get from point A to point B.  But yet you still worship this lil' ratchet ass skeezer like she was the Second Coming of Christ.

Thirdly, stop using her half-to-damn near fully naked photo spreads, TV/movie guest roles, failed endorsements, trashy clothing line, and bullshit song as an excuse to say she's a model, actress, and businesswoman.  She's a ho.  Point blank.  Even that sorry ass reality show (if you can call it that) is just another way she whores herself out.

Fourthly, Kim Whoredashian is as guilty as every rich man she sleeps with or has slept with...or married.  (Kris Humphries, anybody?)  She marries the dude; 72 days later, she wants to divorce him (if you're ever on YouTube, look up Snoop Dogg clowning this slut to pieces).  And you steadily defend this cunt and call him all types of losers and shit (her stans call him a "looser"*) while Kanye West and lines of other rich men are out there sliding their dicks up in that wide load called her pussy, because she pulled the wool so far over your eyes that you are mentally brainwashed to the point of no return.

And lastly, just because somebody is beautiful, rich, and famous, that does not mean their looks should give them a pass.  And you wanna tell people to stop judging her (or others).  We are judging her based on her actions, which probably aren't heartfelt to begin with (she gets that from her skankalicious bitch of a mother).

*Brief English Lesson for all you stans out there
Loose =/= Lose.  Two separate words, two different meanings.  They are never to be used interchangeably, you dumbasses.

Loose means not tight, no elasticity.  I shall give you an example:
"Kim K's pussy is loose because she's been run through by every man in Hollywood more than they run through red lights on 63rd & Crenshaw."

Lose means to not gain or not win.  Here's another example:
"Kim K stands to lose her money and credibility once Kris Humphries is granted annulment."

There's a comment box below.  Use it wisely.  But if you are indeed a Kardashian Karpet Muncher or a Kim K Kiss-ass and use that same recycled argument over her supposed "greatness," then I'm going to treat said argument like some bad credit: you will not be approved.